09.04.2010 18:22
It is great to be a woman!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is
there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have
one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer:
I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole
this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and
hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts
are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks
at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2:
Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out
of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2:
One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered
the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes,
could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens
the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this
your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag
and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you
ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you
stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.